Dear Myspace,
At first, I kind of felt bad for you, when facebook came along, kicked your ass, stole all your friends, and basically made you irrelevant. But the thing is, you really do suck. You earned it. Just when your popularity was at an all time low, you had to kick yourself when you were down, by totally revamping the site in a way that made everyones' page look fucked, ruining all the work they had put into designing it over the years, as if now we really felt like completely redesinging them to adapt to your new completely unnecessary structural makeover. And somehow, somehow, the new site is even more slow and more akward to navigate, which is a real feat, because it was always mind-boggling terrible in that regard. Even in this age where most people have a fast internet connection, navigating myspace is like watching paint dry. My computers starts straining and wheezing like I just placed a 500 pound weight around its neck and asked it to run. Goodbye myspace.
